Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt - L

Alien – Retro Bars T-shirt Retrostriberne gør Almost makes Alien look like an advertisement for a cozy travel agency from 1979. “Visit LV-426 – scenic surroundings, exciting eggs and very close contact with the local fauna.” The problem is just that Nostromo’s crew has already tested the package, and the reviews were mixed. Kane receives the most aggressive welcome committee in film history. Ash turns out to have a somewhat different employee handbook than the rest. And Weyland-Yutani demonstrates once again that “crew expendable” isn’t the kind of wording you want to find in fine print in your employment contract. The space travel package includes meals, lodging, and one organism that absolutely does not respect personal space. This Alien Retro Bars T-shirt is for fans of Ripley, Nostromo and classic sci-fi, where the best safety procedure still is: If you find a weird egg on a foreign planet, don’t poke your head over it. Nerdshop tip: If Weyland-Yutani advertises a retro vacation on LV-426, ask whether “all inclusive” also includes facehuggers. It probably does.