
Jason lives. Indeed. For normal people it would eventually be surprising. For Friday the 13th fans it’s more like: “Yeah yeah, of course he does.” Jason Voorhees has, over the years, shown an impressive reluctance to stay permanently away, and Jason Lives leans directly into that. Crystal Lake gets another round with the hockey mask, machete, and the special kind of walking pace where Jason never seems to hurry and yet always arrives first. A Friday the 13th T-shirt for fans who love classic slasher horror and the world's most stubborn camping-ground problem. Some people go on vacation by the lake every year. We don’t understand why. Warning: If anyone writes »Jason lives« on the tombstone, don’t ask for an autograph. He writes back with a machete.