
Jason lives. Yes. For ordinary people it would eventually be surprising. For Friday the 13th fans it's more like: “Yeah yeah, of course he does.” Jason Voorhees has over the years shown an impressive aversion to being permanently gone, and Jason Lives leans directly into that. Crystal Lake gets another round with hockey mask, machete, and that particular kind of trudging pace, where Jason never seems to hurry and yet always arrives first. A Friday the 13th T-shirt for fans who love classic slasher horror and the world's most persistent campsite problem. Some people go on vacation by the lake every year. We don’t understand why. Warning: If someone writes »Jason lives« on the gravestone, don’t ask for an autograph. He’ll write back with a machete.