
Jason lives. Indeed. For ordinary people it would eventually be surprising. For Friday the 13th fans it’s more like: “Yeah yeah, of course he does.” Jason Voorhees has shown an impressive reluctance to stay permanently away over the years, and Jason Lives leans directly into that. Crystal Lake gets another round with the hockey mask, machete, and the particular kind of walk where Jason never seems to hurry and yet always arrives first. A Friday the 13th T-shirt for fans who love classic slasher horror and the world's most persistent campground problem. Some people go on vacation by the lake every year. We don’t understand why. Warning: If anyone writes “Jason lives” on the tombstone, don’t ask for an autograph. He writes back with a machete.