Friday The 13th – Poster (Unisex Black T-Shirt) - Black / L

Friday the 13th – Poster T-shirt Crystal Lake resembles a cheap summer vacation until you read the reviews. “Cozy forest. Fine lake. Jason was a bit forward.” Camp Crystal Lake actually has most of what you expect from a summer camp: cabins, nature, young people, and absolutely no functioning risk assessment. You’d think a guy with a hockey mask and a machete after a few incidents would trigger at least one staff meeting. Instead, the camp simply reopens again. This Friday the 13th T-shirt honors Jason Voorhees, Crystal Lake, and perhaps the most optimistic tourist industry in horror cinema. Camp Crystal Lake – where “see you next summer” sounds more like a threat than an invitation. Nerdshop tip: If the Crystal Lake camping promises a “completely quiet forest,” ask to see the reviews. The former guests rarely managed to write any.