Friday The 13th – Crystal Lake Lifeguard (T-Shirt) - XL

Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Lifeguard T-shirt Lifeguard at Crystal Lake. It actually sounds like a nice summer job. Sun. Sea. Fresh air. And a workplace where staff turnover has historically been… relatively high. The problem is rarely people drowning. The problem is closer to Jason Voorhees, who seemingly has made the camp his personal area and has never been told that guests may actually be there. This Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Lifeguard T-shirt is for you if you know that the most important qualification for the job is not first aid. It is to be able to run faster than the rest of the staff. Warning: Never take a summer job as a lifeguard at Crystal Lake if the staff manual begins with “keep an eye on the man in the hockey mask.”