Friday The 13th – Crystal Lake Police Hoodie - 2XL
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Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Police Hoodie Crystal Lake Police must have the world's most optimistic shift schedule. “Relaxing weekend by the lake.” Yes, of course. As soon as the camp opens, Jason Voorhees reappears with a hockey mask, machete, and an impressive ability to never quite finish anything. The police typically arrive last. Jason is already well underway. This Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Police Hoodie is for you who know that local police around Crystal Lake shouldn't have patrol cars. They should have helicopters, flamethrowers, and a permanent order never to reopen the camp. Warning: If Crystal Lake Police report a “calm patrol,” then look behind the police car for Jason. It’s usually today’s last calm message.