
Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Lifeguard T-shirt Lifeguard at Crystal Lake. It actually sounds like a nice summer job. Sun. Sea. Fresh air. And a workplace where staff turnover historically has been… relatively high. The problem is rarely people who drown. The problem is closer to Jason Voorhees, who apparently has made the camp his personal area and has never been told that guests are actually allowed to be there. This Friday the 13th – Crystal Lake Lifeguard T-shirt is for you if you know that the most important qualification for the job isn’t first aid. It’s to be able to run faster than the rest of the staff. Warning: Never take a summer job as a lifeguard at Crystal Lake if the employee manual begins with »keep an eye on the man in the hockey mask«.