
“I regret nothing” sounds best when you say it with a great deal of self-confidence. Ideally right after something you perhaps should regret a little. It fits quite well with Pawnee, where even small municipal decisions can develop into absurd projects, public meetings, and discussions that should have ended 20 minutes ago. Parks and Recreation works so well precisely because the characters attack everyday problems with an energy that rarely matches the situation. This Parks and Recreation T-shirt is for fans of Pawnee, Leslie Knope, and that sort of people who go 100 percent into an idea before anyone has a chance to ask whether it is even necessary. I regret nothing. The town may do so. Nerdshop tip: If Ron Swanson says “I regret nothing,” don’t ask him to elaborate. He just wants more bacon and fewer questions.