
“I regret nothing” sounds best when you say it with great confidence. Preferably right after something you perhaps should regret a little. It fits quite well with Pawnee, where even small municipal decisions can develop into absurd projects, public meetings, and discussions that should have ended 20 minutes ago. Parks and Recreation works so well precisely because the characters tackle ordinary everyday problems with an energy that rarely matches the situation. This Parks and Recreation T-shirt is for fans of Pawnee, Leslie Knope, and that kind of people who dive 100 percent into an idea before anyone has a chance to ask whether it’s even necessary. I regret nothing. The city might. Nerdshop tip: If Ron Swanson says “I regret nothing,” don’t ask him to elaborate. He’ll just want more bacon and fewer questions.