
“I regret nothing” sounds best when spoken with very great confidence. Preferably right after something you might should regret a little. It fits quite well with Pawnee, where even small municipal decisions can develop into absurd projects, public meetings, and discussions that should have ended 20 minutes ago. Parks and Recreation works so well precisely because the figures attack ordinary everyday problems with an energy that rarely measures up to the situation. This Parks and Recreation T-shirt is for fans of Pawnee, Leslie Knope, and that kind of people who go 100 percent into an idea before anyone gets the chance to ask whether it’s even necessary. I regret nothing. The town may. Nerdshop tip: If Ron Swanson says “I regret nothing,” don’t press him to elaborate. He just wants more bacon and fewer questions.